Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i barfeds in our rink
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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