Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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