I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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