You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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