found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I party with great urgency now.
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