My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
