i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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