and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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