Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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