We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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