How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was confusing and full of hummus
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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