I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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