I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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