i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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