I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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