when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
PANTIES FOUND
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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