Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm experimenting with sincerity
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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