what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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