Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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