Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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