I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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