super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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