Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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