he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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