just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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