just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
