also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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