I want to stick my p in your. b.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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