I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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