Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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