he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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