He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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