No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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