tell your sister to shave her snatch
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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