i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
