If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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