So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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