Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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