The maid of honor just puked.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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