I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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