Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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