But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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