let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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