Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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