So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Life is so much better after having sex.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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