this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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