i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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