I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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