brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Duck Duck Cougar?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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