Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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