We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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