I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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