who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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