I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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