wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I have post one night stand depression
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