Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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