sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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