I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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