I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
